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I'm a person who likes to program. I consider my self in the middle level cause i'm not a gamer but my next project Ma-Le-Tin 2 will be a game. Wait for it. (i actually don't have flash at home since my computer crashed)
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2 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!I have no fucking news.
Only i'm trying to get a fight on I guy I hate.
Here's his I'M: richards_272@hotmail.com
He's called Sinclair Jones.
Or you can call him stinky.
Just tell him that the girl he loves is waiting for him at Naplo Beach.
Just in case here's my I'M: zero2sixty_avilez@hotmail.com
Updated: 12/22/07 7:39 PM 1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!In the year 3098A.D. Spaceman The fucker from planet My house was exploring the galaxy on his undefined spaceship. On one of his travels, he was attacked by an alien fleet. He had to escape the large fleet, so he sped up to 9999! He was going so fast that he didn't see the Black planet Left from him. All of the sudden, the gravitational pull of the Black planet dragged his Fuckin ship and crashed it. Spaceman The fucker knew that the fleet would come destroy him so he searched the remains of his ship for his lazer M16. Luckily, there was a/an Dumb military base nearby. The fucker sneaked by a few guards and reached the vehicle storage area and found a couple of alien flying Crappy car behind some crates of Shits. Before he could ride Crappy car back home, the guards spotted him and attacked him like a pack of Platypuss attack a baby Eagle. The fucker pulled out his lazer M16 an beat the Bitch out of them. One alien soldier managed to activate the self destruct sequence. The fucker got on the vehicle and flew away. miauuu!!! All that was left from the plant was Black dust. Luckily, the fleet had just arrived and died a/an Smartass death from the explosion. Spaceman The fucker became a hero in My house and was worshipped for many years.
0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Ok dudes, friends, pals, m8s etc.
As some of you have read other of my posts there is this guy I hate called Sinclair Jones. Actually I'm gonna tell you a thing in a moment about him. So look it was about mid year and I was in my locker, and he jumped over me. Luckily I reacted fastly and attacked him. It wasnt a bg thing though. After that I always commented in the Maths class that the next fight i was gonna fight him was gonna be the last day of school and kick the crap outta him. And effectively, it happened. (If you wanna se what happened look here: http://mafiainexile.newgrounds.com/new s/post/57108) After that I commented that the next fight was gonna be with punches and everything. So here I go:
It was 7:00pm of thursday 13 december. We were over. We had finished school safely. The proms mums had decided to make a party. I this party most people came, including Sinclair. So everyone was having fun.
It was about 9:00pm when one of my friends came and said to me that he was telling lies that the day before he had punched me on the face really hard. It was all a lie and I decided to fight him. So one of my friends brought him down to me and this is what we said:
"So why are you fucking telling lies about me?!"I said
"Cause i took the crap outta you last night"He replied
"So If you really took the crap outta me yesterday, why not do it today, in front of everyone?!"I shouted
So here it started, he tried to punch me in the chest but i dodged the punch. Immediately I attacked with a right cross punch in the nose. So I had him grabed by the neck with my left hand and my right hand ready to punch him hard in the face. But he decided to attack me back, but again failed. He tried some kind of faggot punch in my face, but i dodged it and punched him on the face real hard. He was on the floor trying to hide his cries of pain. I had him almost knocked down. He was lying on the floor. But before I could send him to the hospital, all my friends grabbed me and stopped the fight. They thought he had already received enough. I was then clapped by everyone. It really feels great.
But that is not the point. If you read my last post, my point was different not the fight. My point is actually realated to the girl i like. So here is the point. Girls really dont like fights. But some understand men wanting to take the crap outta other people. So actually we both (Sinclair and me) like the same person. So here are my questions:
Who should be embarrased? (Girls dont like fights and I was the one with the desire to kill him)
Do I have a chance with her after all that happened?
Would Sinclair want another fight with me?
If Sinclair fights with me for a fourth time, what would be her(The girl we like) reaction?
If there is a fourth fight, how should I take the crap outta him?
Please comment about this.
Sincerely,
Mafiainexile
So here's what happened in school today (12 december 2007). So I was going to school and I joined with my friends. So the guy I hate (Sinclair Jones) joined us. Actually I wont say that to him cause I'm doing a game that will drive him insanely EMO. So he was talking a bit crappy (Actually bad grammar when speaking in my country is refered as "cholo" or "crolo"). So when I was with my friends in my class ( we were three plus this guy 4) I was saying wtf Sinclair is so cholo. And he turns around and pushes while tells me what the fuck did you say?!. Then I say to him, Fuck you, you shouldnt touch me, and I punch him in the face. After that I saw someone at the door. It was this girl I like as well Sinclair likes her as well. So we had something in common. We liked her. So I grab him with one hand and throw him to the desks. He almost starts crying. Then he grabs me by the neck. I really let him do that. So when the teacher comes he says, STOP FIGHTING. So I released myself from him.
So here is my point, when I grabed him and threw him to the desks the girl said, Stop Fighting. i ignored it.
So I want you to comment, which is more embarrasing what I did (Fight with Sinclair) or what he did (Almost cry running to his mamma).
I mean girls really don't like fights, but I was defending myself, so who would she "forgive".
Is there a chance going out with her?
Please comment i will reply
2 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Hi NG friends, pals, m8s, people or what the fuck you preffer me calling them,
So im here, starting my band (no I don't want more peopl) . i just wanna know were i could get the equipment. Such as amplifiers, 76-keys weighted key piano etc. I also wanna know if someone has videorecording skills. I wanna know what program may i use to edit music what program to edit videos and how to make a good screenshot in a video.
Peace out,
Mafiainexile
Hi fans!!!(sarcastically)
My future projects are the impossible quiz cholo edition, the ultimate cholowdown and the best thing ever made by me (i havent started it yet. one by one is ok) Ma-Le-Tin 2 a stinky le pone fin. I need ideas for the IQCE. I need question ideas. To say something u need to know about peru.